Sneezing

The most terrifying times to sneeze

 include:

Holding hot soup.

That's a danger. Especially if you're hungry, and the soup smells delicious, and you just cracked a bit of black pepper in it and am bringing it over to your table when suddenly your nose takes in some of that pepper too...

Driving.

Try keeping your eyes open. Then realize you'll fail, so slow down and keep your hands still on the steering wheel. Hope for a second one not to come.

Going through TSA.

I'm not sick! It's the pollen in the air, I swear. Ah ha, there's a dog nearby!

Washing a baby.

I'm assuming. I haven't done this.

Cooking.

Uh, you didn't see that.

Great times to sneeze

include:

When you're sick.

Sneeze-a-thons.

In the shower.

Where did it go? Who cares, keep washing.